Ten Signs You Should Run for Your Life
Mr. Jealousy
At first, he'll get a little short with a waiter who flirts with you. Then
he'll be exasperated by how long you and the postmaster discuss the rising price
of stamps. When he points out that you and your brother hug too long to be
appropriate, or that your gynecologist is a lesbian and obviously has the hots
for you, it's time to give him his walking papers. However flattering his
jealousies may seem in the first five minutes of your relationship, they'll get
old and confining more quickly than you can imagine, and when you do finally
break up with him, he will hang the scarves you left behind on your trees like
nooses and follow you and the next man you date all over town.
From the
June 2003 issue of
O, The Oprah Magazine
