They've Got 'It'

Simon and American Idol judge Paula Abdul have made it known how very unlikable they find each other. Simon says that their love/hate relationship stems from Paula's secret crush on him. "She wants me," he insists, "but she can't have me so she hates me."

"You really think that?" Oprah asks in disbelief. "I don't know what is going on, but I really don't think that."