"A friend I see occasionally has a fairly active love life. Finally we thought he had found Ms. Right, because he kept telling us about Sharon, Sharon, Sharon. A month later, he shows up at a party with a gorgeous girl on his arm and I said, 'This must be the Sharon we've heard so much about!' Of course, it wasn't her. I don't think I ever really extricated myself out of that."
— Margaret Shepherd, author of The Art of Civilized Conversation