question 5

Illustration: Jen Troyer

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I hate to say it, but food, wine, and dark chocolate aren't allowed. Instead, ask yourself if you have one thing you do that doesn't require consumption of any kind, something along the lines of singing the entire Top 40 in the car as you drive on a highway or playing pinball in a dumpy bar or feeding the fat but still hungry-looking squirrels in your yard each morning.