Ten Signs You Should Run for Your Life
The Virtual Lover
What a relief it is when a man doesn't try to force you into bed on the
first date. How charmed you are when, on the third date, he says he wants to
wait until "you both can't stand it anymore." How sympathetic you become when,
on the sixth date, he tells you how badly he was hurt by your predecessor. How
confused you are six months later when you've realized his pager goes off every
time you get naked, but he's still sending you roses and talking teddy bears. A
surprising number of great romancers out there never get around to having sex.
To the date-weary woman, this can seem like not the worst combination, but
beware. Eventually he will blame his problems on the smell of your breath or the
size of your thighs.