Ten Signs You Should Run for Your Life
For the first time since you've been dating, he's too sick to make a date.
You try to ignore the fact that it happens to be your birthday, and you assemble
the ingredients for your famous chicken soup. You drop it off inside his door.
Two days later, he's still sick, but you've been invited over. You ask if you
can heat up some soup for him, and he says, in a small, congested voice, "That
would be wonderful." You pour the soup from the Tupperware into the pot, and you
see that there are mushrooms in it. Your famous chicken soup doesn't contain
mushrooms. Conclude that this man has another source of soup and will continue
to cheat on you for as long as you give him the chance.