Jon Stewart Breaks the News
Watch Jon read from the "missing" page
Jon reads a passage of the page: "As you dig through our civilization's ruins, you will find references to a powerful and ubiquitous entity known as Oprah. An American media figure and entrepreneur in the 20 and 21st century and possibly 22nd century. Oprah did, indeed, possess extraordinary powers. But let's be clear. She was not a god."