Excerpt from Holy Enchilada! from Hank Zipzer
"I told you," I whispered back. "The absolute right amount."
By now, Ms. Adolf's tongue was hanging out of her mouth. She looked like Cheerio after he's gone for a long run in the park. She was leaping around the room, fanning her tongue with her hands.
"Are you all right?" Ryan Shimozato's mom asked her.
"Shiiicy," Ms. Adolf panted.
"What?" asked Ms. Shimozato. "I'm sorry, but I can't understand you."
In case you've never noticed, it's hard to understand people who are talking with their tongues hanging out of their mouths.
"Spicy!" Ms. Adolf screeched. She had shoved her tongue back in her mouth long enough to say that one word. Then, with two fingers, she grabbed the tip and pulled her tongue back out into the air and started fanning it with her gray silk scarf.
"I think she ate something too spicy," Ms. Shimozato said to the group of people who were standing around.
Frankie looked over at me and raised an eyebrow.
But before he could say anything, Ms. Adolf started to do this thing like she was whistling, but instead of blowing air out, she was sucking it in. That was followed by these horribly loud grunts, like my dad makes when he snores. A bunch of kids burst out laughing. It wasn't the nicest thing to do, but if you were there, you would have been laughing, too. I promise.
Ms. Adolf got a really weird look on her face. She came to a full stop. What was going to happen now? Whoosh! Suddenly, she started to move across the floor, wiggling her rump like she was doing the tango.
I don't know how to tell you what happened next without using the fart word. So let me say it this way. Ms. Adolf propelled herself across the Multi-Purpose Room as if she had a rocket in her skirt. And there was a certain sound that went along with that move. Once again, I can only refer you to the fart word.
"Eeuuww," Katie and Kim screamed. "Gross."
"Watch out, she's letting loose another one," Luke Whitman cried out as Ms. Adolf came shooting across the floor in the opposite direction.
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