The first thing I do when I get home is... take a nice, long thoughtful look around. Just to make sure I didn't wander into the wrong house.

And the last thing I do before I go to bed is... make a mental checklist of all the things I ddin't get done that day and add them to the next day's list. At this point I'm about 30 years behind. First orders of business tomorrow: blow up Star Wars toys with firecrackers and steal $20 from my dad's wallet.

Most people don't know that... I have no sense of smell—which, ironically, kind of stinks.

If I weren't an actor, I would've ended up... having to pay for more of my haircuts.

I can't help it, but... I can only bring myself to update my phone's operating system when other people are able to use emojis that I don't have access to.

My proudest moment was... cutting my son's umbilical cord. The scissors were designed for right-handers and I'm a lefty, but I didn't freak out and make a scene. I though that was pretty cool of me.


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