1. Babies in glasses: the cutest.
2. No one wants to read Beowulf.
3. Rose absolutely had room for Jack on that floating door.
4. Finding $20 in your coat pocket never gets old.
5. Eggs are a freakin' miracle.
6. There ought to be a white wine emoji.
7. Penicillin rocks.
8. Astronauts do, too.
9. Pizza!
10. Youth is wasted on the young.
11. Everything's unnier-fay in ig-pay atin-lay.
12. Mammograms—there's got to be a better way.
13. Nutella should be a superfood.
14. Hyenas are jerks.
15. You can't hear "Flight of the Valkyries" without silently singing, "Kill the wabbit, kill the wabbit..."
16. The healing power of interspecies friendships.
17. Sometimes you really do feel like a nut...
18. ...and sometimes you don't.


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