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Romeo and Juliet
176 pages; Penguin Classics
Why We Love It: Oh, you know—just the greatest star-crossed lovers ever.

The Sequel:

  Juliet: O Romeo, where r u? Deny thy father and refuse thy name.

  Romeo: LOL
  Juliet: ☹

  Romeo: WTF?

  [No answer]

  Romeo: Juliet, r u there???? Juliet?

  [Three hours later.]

  Juliet: Sorry, phone died.

— Dawn Raffel