You Think It, I'll Say It

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You Think It, I'll Say It
240 pages
"Gender Studies," the opening salvo of Curtis Sittenfeld's mischievous story collection, You Think It, I'll Say It, centers on a jilted professor of women's history who hooks up with her Trump-supporting airport shuttle driver. You're a moron, she thinks before picturing him performing oral sex on her. She, like many in these stories, has a hilariously warped sense of herself and the world around her. But what's bad for them and those in their orbit—like the hapless husband in "A Regular Couple," whose new bride holds so strong a grudge against a former classmate, it threatens to ruin their honeymoon—is cathartic fun for us. In "The Prairie Wife," a lesbian mom staves off domestic boredom by cyberstalking her ex-girlfriend, a celebrity whose conservative (read: heterosexual) lifestyle is a cornerstone of her brand. With a rage "like lust," the protagonist considers toppling her ex's empire by outing her. Yet she also worries she's "frittering away her life having vengeful thoughts about people from her past." Known for such compassionately ironic novels as Prep and American Wife, Sittenfeld here confirms an ability to mine the casual cruelties and quiet furies of the elite for comic gold. 
— Michelle Hart