8 Reasons You're Still Mad
You've learned to meditate. You write in your gratitude journal. Your day was asteroid-free. So why can't you stop seething about the grocery bag that burst all over your porch this morning?
By Amy Shearn
5. The 19th Lavender Twin Set
Dear Mom,
One of our greatest desires, as humans, is to be known. So it stings when, though I've refused since I was 3 years old, you still think you can convince me to wear pastels. Do you not understand that I didn't inherit your milky complexion, which glows in seafoam? Are you blind to how putrid I look in puce? Well, thanks anyway for the birthday present. Sigh.
Love,
Your Daughter, Whose Wardrobe Is and Forever Shall Be 90 Percent Earth Tones
Published 04/05/2013
