Neverlutions: 7 Things Not to Do This Year

Never Resolve to Fit into Skinny Jeans

"Skinny" is such a horrible word. It makes everyone feel fat except skinny people, who it makes feel bony and strange.

Instead:
First, on principle, stop buying anything that has the word "skinny" attached to it. This includes lattes and sunscreen. Then invest in some pants that help you make the most of your assets.