...you order the risotto because chewing meat takes so much time.
...you shout "Hurry up!" at the microwave.
...you actually do business during business lunches.
...you wear pants instead of skirts so you don't have to shave your legs.
...you skip the vowels when you read.
...you have piled up so many frequent flier miles from business trips that you can fly free to Mars (business class).
...you contemplate moving to China to gain the extra day.
...your dog has figured out how to walk itself.
Published on Apr 01, 2004
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