You Know You're Too Busy When...

Here are 17 ways to tell you've got too much on your plate. order the risotto because chewing meat takes so much time. shout "Hurry up!" at the microwave. actually do business during business lunches. wear pants instead of skirts so you don't have to shave your legs. skip the vowels when you read. have piled up so many frequent flier miles from business trips that you can fly free to Mars (business class). contemplate moving to China to gain the extra day.

...your dog has figured out how to walk itself.