A Brief History of Collisions
Stained Glass
Beginning of Time
Eve runs smack into Garden of Eden's resident snake. Original sin is born; fig leaf futures skyrocket. 
Christopher Columbus
In search of the West Indies, Christopher Columbus bumps into North America. More than five centuries later, men still refuse to pull over and ask for directions.
Anne Boleyn
Anne Boleyn catches eye of Henry VIII. Roman Catholic Church loses its grip on England; Anne Boleyn loses, well, you know.
Isaac Newton
What goes up must come down. In this case, it's an apple falling at the feet of Sir Isaac Newton. Hello, gravity.
Jane Austen
Jane Austen is introduced to Tom Lefroy, a neighbor's nephew. Legend has it that the relationship leads to a lovelorn Jane and the role of a lifetime for Keira Knightley.
Sojourner Truth
Sojourner Truth escapes from her slave owner, prays for direction, and in the happiest of chance encounters, knocks at the door of Quaker Abolitionists.
Alice in Wonderland
Lewis Carroll meets Alice, the 4-year-old daughter of an Oxford dean. Next stop: Wonderland.
The Titanic
The Titanic has a chance encounter with an iceberg.
F Scott Fitzgerald
Zelda Sayre introduced to F. Scott Fitzgerald at a country club dance. A gin-soaked Lost Generation gets its poster couple.
Reeses Peanut Butter Cup
H.B. Reese gets peanut butter in his chocolate...or was it chocolate in his peanut butter? You know the rest.
Lucille Ball and Desi Arnaz
Lucille Ball and Desi Arnaz meet on the set of Too Many Girls and click faster than you can say "Vitameatavegamin."
Alfred Hitchcock
Hitchcock's Strangers on a Train opens—the ultimate chance encounter movie. Don't you just hate it when first dates end in murder?
The Beatles
Sixteen-year-old John Lennon meets a 14-year-old Paul McCartney at a church fete. The long and winding road starts here.
Elvis Presley
Courtesy of the U.S. Army, Elvis Presley is stationed in Germany, as is Paul Beaulieu, who brings along 14-year-old stepdaughter Priscilla. Graceland, here we come!
Stevie Wonder
Record executive Berry Gordy meets 10-year-old Steveland Morris. Motown and the kid, later named Stevie Wonder, become a match made in Detroit heaven.
The Rolling Stones
Former schoolmates Mick Jagger and Keith Richards bump into each other on a train. Nearly half a century later, they still can't get no satisfaction.
Anni-Frid Lyngstad and Benny Andersson meet at a music competition and form ABBA, paving the way for Pierce Brosnan's last singing performance. We hope.
Macbook Pro
Steven Jobs and Stephen Wozniak are introduced in Palo Alto and come up with a little business called Apple. We'll let you know if it ever amounts to anything.
Bill Clinton and Hillary Clinton
Hillary Rodham begins dating fellow Yale Law schooler Bill Clinton. The rest is literally history.
Joan Collins
Joan Collins has a chance encounter with a shoulder pad. Dynasty and the '80s will never be the same.
Kate Moss
Modeling agent discovers teen Kate Moss as she strolls through JFK Airport. Stick-thin figures back in.
Hugh Grant
Serendipity brings together Hugh Grant, Divine Brown, and the LAPD.
Nick Lachey and Jessica Simpson
Nick Lachey and Jessica Simpson are introduced at the Hollywood Christmas Parade. Marriage, divorce, and history's weepiest male album, What's Left of Me, ensue.
Women happen upon a crazy little thing called Botox. We'd show excitement over this...if only our faces were still capable of expression.
Justin Timberlake and Janet Jackson at the Superbowl
One hundred million Super Bowl XXXVIII viewers have a quickie with Janet Jackson's right breast thanks to a "wardrobe malfunction" and an apologetic Justin Timberlake.
Dick Cheney
A quail emerges unscathed from a chance encounter with Dick Cheney. Unfortunately, hunting partner Harry Whittington fares less well.
Al Gore
The Earth comes face-to-face with its vanishing ozone layer, resulting in a Nobel Prize for Al Gore. Florida demands a recount.
Paris Hilton mugshot
Stripes are a fashion must-have for celebutantes as Paris Hilton's run-in with a California highway patrolman lands her in jail.
Barack Obama on election night
America encounters eloquence, vision, and the audacity of hope. Welcome aboard, Mr. President.