"Oh, God, your wedding: Can we talk about that exploding chocolate fountain?"
Every walk down the aisle has a few Murphy's Law moments where we throw our hands up and tell ourselves that one day we'll laugh at it all. And, most likely, we will. But within the first year, those mishaps are the sorts of things we'd like to gloss over, like when I forgot to bustle my gown and stumbled my way through the first dance like an orangutan falling victim to a tranquilizer dart. Let's not relive those little moments until after the first anniversary. Or better yet, the second.