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Episode 110: "Love Thy Celibacy"
Marty, the handsome health inspector who has made it no secret that he has a crush on Linda, comes by the Love Train Diner to invite her to his annual office party. This year, the costume theme is the Roaring Twenties, and Linda agrees to go. One night, while Linda is planning her outfit for the upcoming party, Hattie misinterprets a conversation with Linda about celibacy. Hattie thinks that Linda says "sell a bit" instead of "celibate," and is convinced that Linda has turned to selling "every little bit" of her body until she gets married. Hattie tries to give Linda advice about "mens," saying that Linda stands to lose Marty's affections if she doesn't have sex with him. Linda remains convinced that the right man will understand her vow of celibacy.
Published on June 27, 2013