Mike's last steady relationship ended in 1999. Why does he have such a hard time with women? Dr. Love diagnoses "symptoms of geekiness." For example, Mike's idea of small-talk includes frequent references to Star Trek, and at the gym his favorite pickup line is, "Make sure you wipe that down." His wardrobe is in a constant state of malfunction—a friend calls Mike's style "Hawaiian in nature." Mike prefers to describe his bright floral-patterned shirts as "art on cloth."
If you think he's looking bad so far, just wait till you see him on the dance floor. After Mike demonstrates an ugly booty-shaking, Will's advice is simple: "Don't do none of that ever again!"
Can the love doctors save him, or is this patient too far gone?