The Men of Wisteria Lane

The leading ladies of Desperate Housewives had a little something they wanted their male co-stars to know.

"Hi, Jamie," says Teri, who plays Susan. Susan dates Mike, James' character. "I hope you're having a good time in Chicago—and I'm sure you are with Oprah. But can you bring me some of those Chicago dogs and maybe, like, a deep-dish pizza? I'm thinking if I eat all that right before one of our love scenes, at least I won't smell like coffee."