Oprah: When we get to Cincinnati, can you get me a helmet? I'm not kidding.
Security: Can you say that one more time, ma'am? You want us to pick you up a what?
Oprah: Can you buy me a football helmet, please?
Security: Yes, ma'am. Which team would you like?
Oprah: No, it's just a helmet so I don't have to listen to this God blessed music anymore. I'm not kidding. I would like a football helmet. I've got earplugs. I've got earphones. I'm going to put on plugs and a helmet. That's the only thing that can help me.
Security: 10-4. I'll pick you up one.
Thankfully, it was almost time for a lunch break. Oprah and Gayle used their car's OnStar system to find the closest Cracker Barrel restaurant and chowed down with the crew before hitting the road again.