Gayle: True or false: Coyotes are monogamous.
Oprah: Yes, they are.
Gayle: I need to find me a coyote, don't I? Because it's really hard with the men and the monogamy. Just saying.
Oprah: Oh, that's what you've been missing.
Gayle: I need a coyote!
Oprah: You need a coyote man! I think you can find one in Yosemite. Since coyotes are monogamous, you need a coyote man.
Gayle: That's the problem. I've been in the wrong place.