The O.J. Simpson book scandal: "He should have written another book called If the Book Would Have Came Out," Chris jokes.
On whether Britney Spears's bald haircut is a cry for help: "It's a cry for hats," he says.
Michael Richards's rant: "His first crime is that he was being unfunny. ... There's a part of me that actually feels sorry for him like in the sense that, okay, yeah, what he did was absolutely wrong, but can a brother have a bad night?"