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Stacey is married to Tom Cruise...the other Tom Cruise. Her husband is a regular guy who happens to share a name with the Hollywood star. She knows it would be a dream come true for him to meet his namesake, so The Oprah Winfrey Show arranges for the Toms to meet—only the "regular" Tom thinks he's coming on the show to talk about sharing a name with a famous person! He's shocked to walk out and see the famous Tom Cruise.
"Good to meet you, man," the "regular" Tom says. "People always say, 'Where's the real Tom Cruise?' I say, 'I am the real Tom Cruise—I'm just not the rich, famous, good-looking one!"