Oprah: What does it mean to you to have your weight struggles in tabloids?
Kirstie: Well, I guess it means a new show!
Oprah: It's all good, because if somebody's writing about you, if you're interesting enough for a bunch of editors and some people to sit down at their computers and make up stories about you, it must be that something's going on that's good for you. Really.
Kirstie: I think it means you're hot!