Greg and Dianah
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At any given minute, there's a couple bickering about something, somewhere. For Greg and Dianah, one of the first couples to state their cases to the marriage ref, the argument revolves around an unusual item—a stripper pole.

On the show, Greg tells the celebrity judges—Jerry, Alec Baldwin and Kelly Ripa—that he wants to install a pole in their master bedroom. "I think it would be interesting to see my wife dancing on a pole for me," he says. "I don't want to go out there in the streets, to the strip clubs."

Dianah, however, is not interested. "We will never, never with capital letters, have a stripper pole in this house," she says.

Even when Greg tries to spin it as an "exercise pole," his wife doesn't budge.

"Baby, this is something that I've always wanted," Greg says.

"Well, people in hell want ice water, but they don't get it," Dianah says.
FROM: Jerry Seinfeld: "The Marriage Ref"
Published on March 01, 2010

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