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Our first offender is Deirdre. Her offense? Underwire fraud. She is hiding a great asset under that lumpy bra. Deirdre had been wearing a 36A, but when she got fitted, she found out she was a 32C!

"You forgot that you had boobs!" Susannah says to Deirdre. "It was like they were hidden and just, like, this one great big lump of flesh. And now we've given her two breasts with this very plunging bra, which allows you to open the neckline deep and again pushing them forward. You know, it doesn't matter what size your boobs are, you should always push them forward."

Deirdre's classic high-waisted and tapered jeans made her legs look short and her butt enormous! "Those frumpy high-waisted things were just killing her, so we put her in very long jeans with an extremely high heel," Susannah says. Now she looks fit and slim in Joe's jeans.
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FROM: Oprah's Bra and Swimsuit Intervention
Published on May 20, 2005

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