Oprah is going to a Super Bowl party in her neighborhood on Sunday, but she says she doesn't know a thing about football. To impress the other guests, Dwayne says she only needs to remember a few phrases: "The pass protection has to improve," and "There's got to be better blocking up front."

If those don't do the trick, Dwayne suggests walking into the room and screaming: "Where's the flags, ref? I quit."

Dwayne says he's skipping the parties this year and watching from home. The day after the championship game, filming begins on his new action-thriller, Faster . "I'm getting back to kicking booty," he says.

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