John has developed a common theme with his current wardrobe: from his shoes to his shirts to his beloved "jorts," everything has holes!
Kate's only goal is comfort—and her collection of sweats and robes fits the bill. It's not just her closet that needs help—John is also her unprofessional hairstylist! "When I went to get my hair cut last May, they said that my right side was 2 inches longer than my left side," she says. "I didn't know that, but I don't think John's doing such a hot job."