Pistol-Packin' Granny

Fans of Tyler's plays and movies know that Madea isn't afraid to get involved in anyone's personal business. So this time it's our turn. Has she ever been married?

"I've been married eight times—well, nine, but I don't talk about that Clinton thing," Madea says. "You know, I believe in 'til death do us part. So all of my husbands died mysteriously after they made me mad. And I would tell any woman, if you've got an itch, I've got a recipe for sweet potato pie…do you understand? It'll kill him in three days. They wouldn't know what happened to him."