"I've been married eight times—well, nine, but I don't talk about that Clinton thing," Madea says. "You know, I believe in 'til death do us part. So all of my husbands died mysteriously after they made me mad. And I would tell any woman, if you've got an itch, I've got a recipe for sweet potato pie…do you understand? It'll kill him in three days. They wouldn't know what happened to him."