Pistol-Packin' Granny

Madea Simmons—who has an uncanny resemblance to Tyler Perry—joins Oprah via satellite from her "home" in Atlanta!

"I was happy to be able to talk you into doing this because I know you don't like doing interviews," Oprah says. "Why did you consent to do this one?"

"You know, Oprah, I'm not political or correct," Madea says. "I don't worry about what people say. I say what's on my mind and, you know, people don't want you to say what's on your mind. But I say, 'I do Oprah because Oprah gonna make sure I'm all right.' You can handle people telling the truth."