Michael: Pam? Did you see Oprah yesterday?
Pam: No, I didn't.
Michael: I...uh...I am going to be a father.
Pam: What was Oprah about?
Michael: Angelina Jolie was on and she adopted a baby from Asia. And she said that changed her life, and that really inspired me. So I want you to look into seeing how much a little Chinese baby would cost...