"Clitoris—Latin for 'darned thing was here just a second ago.' The only organ in either the male or the female body whose sole purpose is pleasure, which from a biological perspective might indicate that the female genitals are more highly evolved than the male's." — From Guide to Getting It On!
If you prefer to call your vagina "down there," without irony and cannot bear to look at yourself naked, this is not the book for you. The Guide to Getting It On is very good at anticipating both the usual and the slightly unusual questions and at providing detailed, supportive answers.