"Mr. Darcy watched Elizabeth and her sisters work their way outward, beheading zombie after zombie as they went."
"Two adult unmentionables—both of them male—busied themselves feasting upon the flesh of the household staff."
"One of her kicks found its mark, and Darcy was sent into the mantelpiece with such force as to shatter its edge."
"The smoke from Darcy's musket hung in the air around him, wafting Heavenward through his thick mane of chestnut hair."
"The creatures were crawling on their hands and knees, biting into ripe heads of cauliflower, which they had mistaken for stray brains."