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"I win the record for most cupcakes given in a single year. If you're sick, I send them; if you're well, I send them. If you lose a job, I send them; if you get a new job, I send them. If you have a baby—if you want a baby—whatever's going on, the cupcakes are coming!"
$59 for nine; PerfectEndings.com