He's a painter, a poet, an actor, a dessert topping and a floor polish.
Okay, maybe we've exaggerated a little on the whole floor polish thing, but make
no mistake, Viggo Mortensen, with his Kirk Douglas cleft, his sky blue eyes, his
very particular brand of bohemian soul, has been known to make ordinarily
competent editors blush, stammer, and melt. Is it any wonder elves pine for