Newlyweds Lindsey and Jesse were in a decorating state of emergency. We're talking bland walls, shredded furniture, and mini-lights as "curtains." What's more, Lindsey wasn't thrilled with Jesse's handyman fix-its. "These are the lanterns that my husband hung using gold chain, and he super-glued the hook into the ceiling," explained Lindsey. "I know that there is only one man out there that can help me solve my decorating dilemma: Thom from Queer Eye for the Straight Guy."