Cat: There was a time … I had a date, and I burnt three bags of microwave popcorn in a row. I think that was my worst, and I did catch somebody's kitchen on fire with a chicken one time. … Their oven was dirty, and I didn't know. It caught the whole thing on fire. We had to get the fire extinguisher, and extinguish the whole chicken. That was it; dinner was shot. We had to get takeout—Chinese.