In our new book, Undateable: 311 Things Guys Do That Guarantee They Wont Be Dating or Having Sex, we explain, in excruciating detail, the endless dating don'ts committed by men that prevent them from romantically connecting with women.

Clearly, a book wasn't enough, because VH1 has created a five-part, weeklong series counting down the top 100 things guys do that guarantee they won't be dating or having sex. From being a cheap bastard to bald denial, the folks at VH1 have taken the idea of being undateable and kicked it up a notch. Hilarious and provocative, the series starts May 10 and will continue all week. For a sneak peek, check out the clip on Oprah.com.

Which 311 transgressions have made it to VH1's top 100? You'll have to tune in to find out.

Stay dateable!

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Anne Coyle and Ellen Rakieten are co-authors of Undateable: 311 Things Guys Do That Guarantee They Won't Be Dating or Having Sex.