Geraldo: How come you never colored your hair?
Phil: I don't know. It went early.
Oprah: And why the red glasses?
Sally: Well, I couldn't see the teleprompter. So I saw an ad that said, 'We do a Pap smear and give you red glasses.'
Geraldo: One-stop shopping!
Sally: They were going to trade me up [to a better pair]. I said: "You're not going to trade me up. I don't have that kind of money." It's all they had for $19.95.
Phil: I'm afraid to ask you what kind of test they give the men customers.
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