Ben: For me, I just went there and there were all these legends I had never met. It was just an incredible, overwhelming experience. I've gone like, "What am I doing here?" That's sort of the feeling I kept on thinking, "Is that really Billy Crystal hosting the Oscars?" I had just watched it from my couch in my $700 apartment two years before.
Jeremy: When you won your Oscar—which was awesome—Jack Lemon calls your name. So what happens to you, to your body?
Ben: Yeah, it was Walter Matthau and Jack Lemon. I gave really a terrible [speech]. We were young; it was just panic. It was like, "You say something." I wish, if anything, I would have written something or said something differently because I can't remember. I was in some jumble of panicked, just a complete nightmare of repeating myself.
Jeremy: But isn't that okay?
Ben: I guess.
Jeremy: On reflection, you wish you could be eloquent?
Ben: I don't need eloquent, just coherent.
Jeremy: Where are you going to be on Oscar night?
Ben: Just at home.
Jeremy: If my mom's sick, will you be my date?
Ben: [Laughs] Your mom would drag herself out. I'd wear a dress for you, anytime.