HAHAHAHA!!!!!

Your title is so funny gal....!!!...I'd say...You AIN'T GOT NO PROBLEM!!!!...

just ..BE who ya are....my butt gets flatter by the year!!!...and those boobs??...I have to pick 'um up..off the floor!!...hahaha

good spaces

My sister and I have a small frame with a large bust and we wear lower cut shirts without too much cleavage. It really helps with taking the focus from seeing too much breast as you do in a higher collered shirt. A-line or babydoll shirts also help.

i think you are still lucky, coz at least you have big boobs. me.. poor me... small boobs and small butt but hey!!!! as long as my husband isn't complaining, then i'm alright.. ha ha ha!!! anyway, i've seen these jeans that has built in push ups for the butt cheeks, i think it's Lee.also, if you have time to excercise, try searching for butt excercises over the internet.

LOL that is a funny title. From what I've seen watching the fashion shows, I think maybe an a-line skirt might help. Make sure it's long enough to balance your proportions. Also, you're tall! So you could wear really terrific flared pants - think Katherine Hepburn! Good luck!

sounds like a greeting card to me. squats make butt's bigger, pies and cakes do too. sounds like you really don't have a problem. what you have is a situation. god bless ya girl.

Hi BB SB!

I have exactly the same issue! 43, 5' 7, 38DD and no butt either! Yes, some call it a blessing but try and find a dress or shirt to fit that actually fits properly! The shoulders are way to big, sleeves to long or the buttoms have to be left half undone and a tank underneath. I have been approved for a reduction just in the spring but am waiting on a time to be booked in the OR. Yes, I feel totally out of proportion!

My suggestions for the fashion hints are as follows...( a bit of a shopper so here goes )

- I bet you would look great in leggings, longish sweater, some hip boots and a scarff...the sweater can't be too heavy in material and needs to be flowy or else you will look like a blimp with stick legs! The scarff should also be light weight but long enough to meet the bottom of the sweater. Nice long necklace looks good with this look as well.

- Skinny Jeans with flat shoes ( love the leapord print ones ). Top is silky, solid colour, sleeveless with interesting stiching in the same material and no other color on the blouse. Again long chunky necklace. When I say long I mean down to your navel. Blouse worn over the waist, not tucked in.

- Little Black Dress idea I thought was out of the running until I found a great one! Again, weight of the material is key, Heavy here is key as it is great for support. It needs to be somewhat hugging and yes A- lined bottom! Mine has a geometric simple neckline that takes the emphasis of my Boobs and draws the eye up to my face instead.

- Accessories are alway great as the perfect purse reduces my self conscienousness. The best is a Medium sized Boxy Style as I find it looks best with my figure!

Hope these small hints help! Let me know if you wish to hear anymore! Good Luck!

BB SB Too

I feel for you! I am a 34DD, and have always had trouble finding clothing (especially office appropriate) to fit my bust and yet not be huge around my waist. I recently found a store in NYC called Rebecca and Drew which makes shirts and dresses that are fit by BRA size (hallelujah), and they have changed what I thought I could wear for good. I own several of their button down shirts and two shirtdresses as well. They probably have a website, so look it up and good luck!

If you're looking for help with the bottom half, I can't help you there, as I have the opposite problem with pants!

English BBC show presentors Susannah Constantine and Trinny Woodall have an own website for clothing advice. They give good tips for balancing out your figure and making the right accents with your clothing.

In contrast of later hosts of the same show they have normal figures and same problems normal people have: too big or too thin.