Every shlumpadinka has a favorite fashion crutch. Jackie, a 45-year-old mom, says she's stuck in an elastic rut.

When Lloyd arrives for Jackie's wardrobe inspection, he finds faded elastic pants in an array of colors. "I'm so embarrassed," she says.

An adjustable waistband might feel good, but Lloyd says thick, chunky elastic adds bulk to a woman's midsection.

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